Every single word of this.
This is honestly such real shit. Every word of it. Second to last frame hits a lot (I really hardly ever considered the possibility that there was such thing as not-spectatoring).
"We compete with other women for our own self-esteem because we see it as this finite resource." Wow. Spot on.
Oh the accuracy. The body monitoring = 100% true. I’m ALWAYS hyper-aware of my positioning.
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
Just pure sass on Gabriel’s part, ngl.